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Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Cameron: Show me on Lily’s doll where my mother touches you inappropriately… Show me where she squeezes and lingers!

Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Cameron: Show me on Lily’s doll where my mother touches you inappropriately… Show me where she squeezes and lingers!

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Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Mitchell: Just put your fingers all over my fanny. Your magic fingers.

Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Mitchell: Just put your fingers all over my fanny. Your magic fingers.

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Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Cameron: Momma should be here by now. I wonder what’s keeping her.Mitchell: Well, that depends, did she take her jalopy or one of those new fancy flyin’ machines?Cameron: You know, Missouri’s more cosmopolitan than you think. It’s got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.Mitchell: Not sure you’re making the point you think. 

Modern Family 2x9 Mother Tucker

Cameron: Momma should be here by now. I wonder what’s keeping her.
Mitchell: Well, that depends, did she take her jalopy or one of those new fancy flyin’ machines?
Cameron: You know, Missouri’s more cosmopolitan than you think. It’s got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
Mitchell: Not sure you’re making the point you think. 

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Modern Family 2x06 Unplugged

Mitchell: She says buy her a blackberryCameron: Lily doesn’t have the dexterity for a blackberry! 

Modern Family 2x06 Unplugged

Mitchell: She says buy her a blackberry
Cameron: Lily doesn’t have the dexterity for a blackberry! 

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